Trade You

Trade You 

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee doesn’t play subtle. It instantly lets everyone at the hotel takeover, topless pool, or house party know you’re happily in the lifestyle and open for business. It sits nicely, keeps those sharp lines, and layers perfectly over (or under) whatever you’re wearing — or not wearing. Extra trendy and even better at breaking the ice.

Why it’s the ultimate “Trade You” accessory:

• 100% cotton — buttery soft and easy to take off when the trade negotiations heat up
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester — with just enough stretch for three (or more) bodies in motion
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester — basically pure but still very down for swapping
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester — the perfect blend for mixed-partner fun
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) — heavy enough to feel premium, light enough to lose in a hurry
• Open-end yarn — breathes when the room gets hot and steamy
• Tubular fabric — no side seams getting in the way of wandering hands
• Taped neck and shoulders — stays put even when you’re getting pulled toward someone else’s partner
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem — built to last through multiple rounds of fun
  

Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white (still looks great under party lights). • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural (like little marks from a very good night).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order — because the best shirts (and the best trades) don’t come off the rack. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions… and even better swapping decisions.

Grab one and let the shirt do the offering for you. Your new favorite conversation starter just got a very direct, swing-ready upgrade. 🔄🍆🍒