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Two Seater Hoodie

Two Seater Hoodie

Regular price $45.00 USD
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Two Seater. Now in sweater weather. 😏

The same playful two-word joke as the tee, on a heavy-blend hoodie built for cooler nights, hotel takeovers, and “we’ll be right back” porch hangs. Soft, cozy, and just loud enough for the people who get it. IYKYK.

The details:

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket; 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
  • Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
  • Unisex sizing. Check the Size Guide for measurements before you order

Good to know: because of the fabric, the White color can look slightly off-white rather than bright white. That’s normal.

Made to order just for you, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. Printing on demand instead of in bulk cuts down on overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully.

Seating is limited. 😉

Shipping & returns

Made to order: production takes 2–5 business days, then US standard shipping takes 3–8 business days. Ships in plain packaging. Misprinted, damaged or wrong item? Email us photos within 30 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund. Because every piece is made just for you, we can't accept returns for size or change of mind (EU/UK customers have a 14-day right to return).

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