This Is My Swinger Costume

This is my costume. The whole thing. 😏

No mask. No wig. No last-minute group chat about who is going as what. Just a black classic tee that says the quiet part out loud: you showed up, and that is the bit. For Halloween parties, hotel takeovers, and couples who were already dressed for it. IYKYK.

The details:

• 100% cotton classic unisex tee with a structured fit and clean lines
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular body (no side seams)
• Taped neck and shoulders; double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Blank sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
• Unisex sizing. Check the Size Guide for measurements before you order

Made to order just for you, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. Printing on demand instead of in bulk cuts down on overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully.

Costume: complete. 🎃