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Sharing Is Caring - MFM Tumbler

Sharing Is Caring - MFM Tumbler

Regular price $35.00 USD
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MFM mode: activated with zero words and maximum naughty vibes.

This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler doesn’t whisper — it straight-up shows two dudes and one very lucky lady in full MFM glory so the entire topless pool, hotel takeover, or house party instantly knows you’re shopping for a sandwich with extra filling. Double-walled vacuum insulation keeps your drink ice-cold (or your espresso “hot enough for both of them”) while you strut around like the main character. Glossy finish that makes the design pop under the party lights? Obviously. Spill-resistant lid for when the real spit-roasting starts? Hell yes.

Why it’s the ultimate MFM accessory:

  • Tapered stainless steel body that fits perfectly in your hand… or perfectly between two others
  • Transparent press-in lid so everyone can watch exactly how thirsty you are for that specific configuration
  • 20 oz (600 ml) of pure “one girl, two guys, zero limits” fuel
  • Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm) — tall, sleek, and ready to handle twice the attention
  • Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20–8.60 cm) — grips like it’s been trained for the middle spot
  • Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g) — light enough to carry while you’re getting carried away by two
  • Double-walled vacuum seal that stays hot/cold longer than most MFM sessions actually last
  • Glossy finish that reflects every “holy shit, they’re really advertising that” stare
  • Dishwasher-safe (because nobody wants to hand-wash after a successful double-team night)

Grab one (or two — you know why) and let the tumbler do the recruiting for you. Your new favorite icebreaker just got a very hands-on upgrade.

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