{"product_id":"tapered-stainless-steel-tumbler","title":"Sharing Is Caring - MFM Tumbler","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMFM mode: activated with zero words and maximum naughty vibes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis 20-oz stainless steel tumbler doesn’t whisper — it straight-up shows two dudes and one very lucky lady in full MFM glory so the entire topless pool, hotel takeover, or house party instantly knows you’re shopping for a sandwich with extra filling. Double-walled vacuum insulation keeps your drink ice-cold (or your espresso “hot enough for both of them”) while you strut around like the main character. Glossy finish that makes the design pop under the party lights? Obviously. Spill-resistant lid for when the real spit-roasting starts? Hell yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it’s the ultimate MFM accessory:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTapered stainless steel body that fits perfectly in your hand… or perfectly between two others\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTransparent press-in lid so everyone can watch exactly how thirsty you are for that specific configuration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz (600 ml) of pure “one girl, two guys, zero limits” fuel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 6.77″ (17.20 cm) — tall, sleek, and ready to handle twice the attention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20–8.60 cm) — grips like it’s been trained for the middle spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 11.04 oz (313 g) — light enough to carry while you’re getting carried away by two\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-walled vacuum seal that stays hot\/cold longer than most MFM sessions actually last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish that reflects every “holy shit, they’re really advertising that” stare\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher-safe (because nobody wants to hand-wash after a successful double-team night)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGrab one (or two — you know why) and let the tumbler do the recruiting for you. Your new favorite icebreaker just got a very hands-on upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swolly Swag","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45196237930550,"sku":"7783863_23470","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/3924\/3830\/files\/tapered-stainless-steel-tumbler-20-oz-white-20oz-right-69cb0871c7579.jpg?v=1774913692","url":"https:\/\/swollyswag.com\/products\/tapered-stainless-steel-tumbler","provider":"Swolly Swag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}